Louis - "It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love."
Harry - "What's the funniest thing that's happened to us on the X Factor?" Louis - "I broke a pencil in half HAHAHA!"
Louis - "Is this your card?" *pulls card out of hat* Harry - "Oh my god!" Zayn - "Jesus! You got it right!"
Louis - "I think Rebecca's best present was? a barbie doll"
Niall - "He's talking shit, I'm the real deal."
Louis - "Gimme back the card, gimme back the card!" Zayn - "Give him the card!"
Louis - "Now I have brought the boys to the gym. Not that Jim, he's another guy, but THE gym"
Louis - "No! Jimmy protested!"
Harry - "Katie Waissel, often spends hours pinning things to her hair. Here is evidence. Pearls."
Louis - "Hi, we're One Direction and this is Pop, Flop or Fizzle"
Louis - "Harry. Pick a card, any card, don't show me but show the camera"
Liam - "Ooh, sorry, that energy drink was a bit strong?"
Niall - "Personally I wouldn't want to be a food as I wouldn't want to be eaten?"
Zayn - "Vas happenin? You got it as well?" Harry -*shaking too* "I've got it as well!"
Harry - "Until I find the right girl, I have Louis!"
Niall - "There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll."
Louis - "Thank you very much, from Direction One."
Liam - "One Direction have to do their own ironing, you don?t see Take That doing their own ironing!"
Louis - "My best ever Christmas present was probably.. A subscription to The Fishing Magazine.."
Louis - "I love all the lads, but Harry & I are actual best mates."
Harry - "Why would I ever push Louis off the bed?" Louis - *pushing Harry off the bed* "Hey that's a horrible thing to say!"
Harry - "As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you."
Louis + Harry *singing* - "Oh Grandma, what's my name?"
Harry - "How rock and roll were we when we stayed up til half nine." Louis - "And no one tucked us into bed!"
Liam - "This is called a pig in a blanket. Otherwise known as a sausage with bacon around it."
Zayn - "I was so hyperactive that once my mum even took me to the doctor."
Zayn - "Hello?" *Girly voice* Louis- "OH MY GOD ZAYN, I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" Zayn - "Hi Louis"
Harry - "Toast to having presenters with great boobs. Have you seen Dermot's pair?"
Louis - "Liam What Are Your Highlights" "And I'm Not Talking About Your Hair!"
Louis - "This is a tissue." *eats tissue* Liam *Laughs* - "Goodbye"
Liam - "Okay, Louis, what about you? Carrots? Lamborghinis?" Louis - "CARROTTTSSS!" Liam - "Carrots." Louis - "Hehehe!"
Zayn - "My trademark saying is probably: VAS HAPPENIN?"
Louis - "This is the last video diary we're gonna do on the show and".... WAHHHH! *shouts random words*